January 2012
Extremely gorgeous guy only wants to hang out with me on NYE when I have plans. Sad times.
December 2011
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khaleesi:
you know what though if anyone tried to hit on me by starting a conversation about jeff goldblum, that would work
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professional-princess:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
boy: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
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